If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
I’m embarrassed by how long it’s been since I’ve kissed someone. I’m embarrassed by how I act around people. I’m embarrassed of myself.
parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.
Yes please please do this it could save a lot of suffering
I maybe just dropped a little spaghetti sauce on my sheets and licked it up as if I were eating pussy
I’ve been having weird cute thoughts about a boy at my mall. I don’t even know the fuckers name but my mind likes his face and how he made me a sandwich (since he works at a sandwich place)
Vodka and poutine are my only friends right now
You can’t be so selfish and treat others so horribly all the time and still expect everyone to want to be there for you when things are suddenly bad on your end. You’re starting to receive the treatment that you so effortlessly dish out and you don’t like it.
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.
All I’ve consumed today has been pumpkin spice herbal tea and funfetti cake
115 days until Christmas. Can I start doing Christmas things yet?